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Hello sluts I would prefer Amazon vouchers, cash or Barbour clothing, but as some of you have asked Me to update the wishlist I have done so with some amusing items for you to send to Me. Spitty kisses Mistress Scarlett Thorne.

Away in the TrannyFlat   Away in the Tranny Flat No peace for the maid Mistress Scarlett Thorne Must be obeyed   The stars in the sky Are circling round dani’s head As Mistress demands Washing, washing up, scrubbing, making the bed   Mistress is shouting And dani awakes From her silly daydream Of pretty […]

Here is a jolly Christmas song written by My maid Dani… Slice the balls off Dani Tallulah Argh! Argh! Argh! Argh! Aaaaaaaarrrrgh!!!! Argh! Argh! Argh! Argh! Tis the season to be neutered Argh! Argh! Argh! Argh! Aaaaaaaarrrrgh!!!! Argh! Argh! Argh! Argh!   See her mangled testicles before her Weep weep weep weep weeeeep!!! Weep weep […]

A totally FABULOUS and worringly insightful blog My My maid Dani… There are many important skills you need to learn if you want to serve a fabulous Mistress like Scarlett Thorne…scrubbing, sucking, spreading your legs, dusting, hoovering, massaging Mistress, w**king (not your own!), generally pleasing c*cks for money, polishing, snuffling farts, Christmas decorating, washing up, […]

Hello sluts Yes, as most of you know – it’s My birthday in the coming month so here are some gift ideas – PLEASE do not deviate from these requests as every year I get booze, clothing and tickets I DO NOT WANT. I appreciate your gifts and creativity but as you do NOT posses […]