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Here is an interesting, funny and insightful new blog by My long-suffering maid Dani.   She is certainly in trouble for this one… There’s some truth for you. We are told that we live in a “post truth era”, or at least that’s what keep hearing boring people saying on the news Mistress is watching on […]

Hello sluts I would prefer Amazon vouchers, cash or Barbour clothing, but as some of you have asked Me to update the wishlist I have done so with some amusing items for you to send to Me. http://amzn.eu/043DBGQ Spitty kisses Mistress Scarlett Thorne.

Away in the TrannyFlat   Away in the Tranny Flat No peace for the maid Mistress Scarlett Thorne Must be obeyed   The stars in the sky Are circling round dani’s head As Mistress demands Washing, washing up, scrubbing, making the bed   Mistress is shouting And dani awakes From her silly daydream Of pretty […]

Here is a jolly Christmas song written by My maid Dani… Slice the balls off Dani Tallulah Argh! Argh! Argh! Argh! Aaaaaaaarrrrgh!!!! Argh! Argh! Argh! Argh! Tis the season to be neutered Argh! Argh! Argh! Argh! Aaaaaaaarrrrgh!!!! Argh! Argh! Argh! Argh!   See her mangled testicles before her Weep weep weep weep weeeeep!!! Weep weep […]

A totally FABULOUS and worringly insightful blog My My maid Dani… There are many important skills you need to learn if you want to serve a fabulous Mistress like Scarlett Thorne…scrubbing, sucking, spreading your legs, dusting, hoovering, massaging Mistress, w**king (not your own!), generally pleasing c*cks for money, polishing, snuffling farts, Christmas decorating, washing up, […]