Hello sluts – so the festive season is upon U/us!
As those of you who know Me already know – I LOVE CHRISTMAS! I love it not just for the presents or the warm cosy nights, but for the reminder of what Christmas is all about – peace, love and kindness. These sentiments of course DO NOT apply to slaves. Slaves should consider themselves lucky to eat the scraps of sprouts and gravy from the kitchen floor on Christmas day…
So in the spirit of Christmas here are some things I WANT:
Donations to RSPCA / PETA / WSPA / Blue Cross / Love Underdogs – GIFT AID IT. Get Me the PROOF of Donation, put it in a nice card and then add one of the following items to your shopping list…
- Google nexus 7 – 2013 quad core with unlocked 4g (LTE, 32gb preferred) This is the new Google Nexus tablet – http://www.google.co.uk/nexus/7/
- Google nexus phone – http://www.google.co.uk/nexus/5/
- Perfume – Alien Thierry Mugler
- Size 6 (UK) Cowboy Boots – R Soles / Judy Rothchild / Old Gringo Boots
- Waitrose or Marks and Spencers vouchers ( Even I have to eat)
- Boots Vouchers
- My university fees paid
- My credit cards paid / bills paid
- Amazon vouchers
- Vouchers for a holiday (WITHOUT YOU – it wouldn’t be much of a holiday with YOU there, would it?!)
DO NOT BUY ME ANYTHING FOR CHRISTMAS UNLESS IT IS FROM THIS LIST OR YOU HAVE CHECKED FIRST.
PLEASE do not buy Me anything kinky / kink related. I have everything you could ever dream of already and I own the best equipped Dungeon in London. If you want to buy a kinky gift that is for you, not for ME. Every year I have hundreds of presents that I do not want or need and that clutter up the TrannyFlat. CHECK with Me first, give to charity (and prove you did it) or check the list above.
The BEST GIFT you can give Me is to double your tribute. Rent doesn’t stop needing to be paid over the festive season and the January Sales only come once a year 🙂
Happy Christmas B/bitches
All the best for 2014