Hello sluts

Yes, as most of you know – it’s My birthday in the coming month so here are some gift ideas – PLEASE do not deviate from these requests as every year I get booze, clothing and tickets I DO NOT WANT.

I appreciate your gifts and creativity but as you do NOT posses a braincell it is better that you follow the guidelines below if you would like to show Me how much you appreciate Me.


Gifts are ordered in preference:

Financial gifts – Money to pay rent, go shopping or pay bills with – I shouldn’t have to worry on My birthday! This is IN ADDITION to your regular tribute and NOT in exchange for session time!

Gift Vouchers – Barbour, Clarks or Marks and Spencer ONLY please

Barbour coats (waxed only) – size 10

Train vouchers – I commute seven hours each way to get to London – it’s not cheap so why not buy Me train travel!

Waterstones vouchers

Mountain Warehouse Vouchers


Chocolate / Food – No thank you!

Underwear – No thank you!

Music – Classical CD’s or Dolly Parton please!

Jackpot winning lottery ticket

Fetish gear – I have plenty! I would prefer a Barbour or some shopping vouchers but if you must get something kinky then ASK Me.

Sex toys – if you wish to buy Me a new strap-on with LEATHER harness that would be acceptable.

Theatre tickets – No thank you! If you want to buy a theatre VOUCHER that is acceptable but NO tickets please!

CROSSDRESSING AND SISSY CLOTHES in LARGE / XXL / XXXL for the Tranny Wardrobe of DOOM would really appreciated

Tranny shoes size 10 / 11 – appreciated to help with the TWOD

Rubber / PVC / Latex XXL / XXXL  for sluts and slaves to wear

A latex catsuit for slaves – XXXL to make sure the fatty sluts can squeeze in

A latex or leather body bag


I hope this list is helpful and gives you sensible guidelines for My birthday.

I appreciate your devotion and servitude more than any gift that you can buy Me of course.