Yes, as most of you know – it’s My birthday in the coming month so here are some gift ideas – PLEASE do not deviate from these requests as every year I get booze, clothing and tickets I DO NOT WANT.
I appreciate your gifts and creativity but as you do NOT posses a braincell it is better that you follow the guidelines below if you would like to show Me how much you appreciate Me.
Gifts are ordered in preference:
Financial gifts – Money to pay rent, go shopping or pay bills with – I shouldn’t have to worry on My birthday! This is IN ADDITION to your regular tribute and NOT in exchange for session time!
Gift Vouchers – Barbour, Clarks or Marks and Spencer ONLY please
Barbour coats (waxed only) – size 10
Train vouchers – I commute seven hours each way to get to London – it’s not cheap so why not buy Me train travel!
Mountain Warehouse Vouchers
Booze – I DO NOT DRINK! So NO THANK YOU!!!
Chocolate / Food – No thank you!
Underwear – No thank you!
Music – Classical CD’s or Dolly Parton please!
Jackpot winning lottery ticket
Fetish gear – I have plenty! I would prefer a Barbour or some shopping vouchers but if you must get something kinky then ASK Me.
Sex toys – if you wish to buy Me a new strap-on with LEATHER harness that would be acceptable.
Theatre tickets – No thank you! If you want to buy a theatre VOUCHER that is acceptable but NO tickets please!
CROSSDRESSING AND SISSY CLOTHES in LARGE / XXL / XXXL for the Tranny Wardrobe of DOOM would really appreciated
Tranny shoes size 10 / 11 – appreciated to help with the TWOD
Rubber / PVC / Latex XXL / XXXL for sluts and slaves to wear
A latex catsuit for slaves – XXXL to make sure the fatty sluts can squeeze in
A latex or leather body bag
I hope this list is helpful and gives you sensible guidelines for My birthday.
I appreciate your devotion and servitude more than any gift that you can buy Me of course.