Hello sluts!!!!

Hope you are all coping in this hot weather! Don’t forget the TrannyFlat has air conditioning so you can still have sexy and cool sessions this summer! 

Come and relax with a tie and tease or bend over to take My strap-on with the air conditioning blowing cool air over every part of you!  Sissy bitches and TV sluts can be assured of PLENTY of slutty summer dresses to wear to turn you into the perfect girl in this hot weather… The weather gets hotter and the skirts get shorter after all…

Below is My expected availability for August 2018 in both The TrannyFlat (London W2) and in Edinburgh. All bookings are strictly by advance appointment of course!  As usual I am offering the full range of BDSM from the sensual to the extreme including crossdressing, Tranny slut training, forced-bi, dungeon fun and kinky tie and tease. 

Please remember mid-week days are usually best in London and please DO text as much in advance as you can!  At least 24 hours notice is always appreciated though I’m even happier taking bookings a few weeks ahead so I can organise My schedule and you can look forward to and plan your session for longer! 

The TrannyFlat and the Dungeon are as welcoming, slutty and as debauched as ever and My sluts and I are raring to have some jolly kinky (but very DISCREET) fun despite the heatwave. Let My stunning looks, talented and experienced touch and lovely English accent seduce your soul  in My fabulous dungeon this summer!

Remember: What happens in the TrannyFlat STAYS in the TrannyFlat!  Discretion is assured!


If you’d like to come along for a session then TEXT ME – I do not accept ANY calls unless they are pre-arranged. I’m a jolly busy Mistress and I know you haven’t read this blog if you call and call… 

So, please send Me a text to book time with Me in London or let Me know if you are interested in meeting in Edinburgh!

Remember I DON’T do mornings and I only generally see one or maybe two lucky slaves per day that I am available so try to book in advance if you can! 


For London adventures an unhurried hour or 90 minutes is My preferred session length for NEW acquaintances. For those who I get on with I prefer TWO hours!!!!  Meet Me in My fantastic BDSM dungeon and crossdressing paradise ‘The TrannyFlat’. The minimum tribute is £200 per unhurried hour or £300 per 90 minutes as described on My ‘tribute’ page though tips and gifts are of course appreciated! 

If you can’t make it to see Me or simply want to show Me you WORSHIP Me then why not send Me an amazon gift voucher to mistressthorne@hotmail.com or look at My online discreet wishlist here:


August 2018

1st – 24th August –  London W2 – Monday – Friday by appointment (Tuesday / Wednesday / Thursday always best for Mistress!)

24th  – 29th AugustEdinburgh, Scotland

29th August – 1st September –  London W2


If you are inclined to get Me a little present to celebrate meeting with Me then here are some ideas of things I would like – Cash – nothing says you appreciate Me more than helping to pay the TrannyFlat rents!  An extra little tip in the envelope is always very much appreciated and is just as valuable to Me as your other gifts! If you would like to get Me a little present of sorts then I do rather like Alien perfume, Waterstones vouchers, anything by Barbour (Size 8 or 10 clothing or wax hats in XL due to My large hair and big brain)Amazon vouchers, Bonsai trees, leather gloves (black or purple, medium or large due to My long nails!)books on sheep, Wales, Scotland or dogs, signage in Neon for the TrannyFlat, additional CROSSDRESSING items for the TWOD (Tranny Wardrobe of DOOM) or even a  a WINNING lottery ticket or vast wedges of cash from a HUGE lottery win!  Oh and of course the BEST gift of all; your EVERLASTING SERVITUDE.

You can also order things directly to My door simply, discreetly and easily by using My Amazon wishlist – CLICK HERE :   http://amzn.eu/0FwpH8N


IF you are lucky enough to have an appointment with Me – whether you are an existing slave or a lucky new toy  : DON’T FORGET TO CONFIRM you silly slut!  THAT MEANS : Text on The Monday of the week of your appointment BEFORE 10am (if you have a Monday appointment YOU NEED TO TEXT ON THE FRIDAY BEFORE YOUR MONDAY APPOINTMENT as well as on the Monday of your appointment), text the day before, text ON the morning of  you appointment (BEFORE 10am) AND text one hour before you arrive!

If you don’t do the above I will probably have gone out shopping with My maid Dani or be off out studying something very clever that you, with your tiny slave brain cell, would not understand.  THIS WILL RESULT IN  you feeling like even more of a twatty-twirp than you already are as you will MISS your appointment and you will end up sat around like a total LOSER wondering where your Mistress is and if she is having a fabulous time…  CONFIRMATION IS KEY to avoiding this LOSER feeling and to ensuring your appointment goes ahead!

I DO NOT wait around in the TrannyFlat 24/7  – I have a fabulous life to get on with!

Looking forward to seeing you for LOTS of kinky fun through August 2018!!!!

Long live the Queendom !

Spitty Kisses