Hello sluts and kinky bitches!

I hope you are having a lovely start to the Autumn.  I’m a few days late putting My availability online as I’ve been away in the glorious British countryside undertaking autumnal activities with My naughty girly girls! Lovely boot-wearing adventures!

Below you will find My expected availability for October 2017 for kinky Mistress, BDSM and crossdressing sessions in London and Scotland. If you’d like to come along for a session then TEXT ME – I do not accept calls unless they are pre-arranged as I’m jolly busy and Mistress knows you haven’t read this blog if you call and call… 

So, please send Me a text to book time with Me in London or let Me know if you are interested in meeting in Edinburgh or the Highlands !

Remember I DON’T do mornings and I only generally see one or maybe two lucky slaves per day that I am available so try to book in advance if you can! 

I have some SPECIAL DOUBLE session availability this Autumn with My gorgeous and very naughty transvestite maid Miss Dani T.  Why not have Dani join in your session to add some unique (and experienced) fun to your time with Me?!

For London adventures an unhurried hour is My preferred session length for new acquaintances. Meet Me in My fantastic BDSM dungeon and crossdressing paradise ‘The TrannyFlat’. The minimum tribute is £200 as described on My ‘tribute’ page (this is for an unhurried hour). 

For Edinburgh and the Highlands of Scotland I will only meet with you if you are either looking for a TV crossdressing kinky session or are aged over 40, educated, enjoy countryside pursuits or farming, consider yourself polite and interesting company and live or have premises in the Highlands of Scotland or Edinburgh.  I will request a deposit and potentially identification for security purposes (if traveling North of Edinburgh). The minimum booking outside Edinburgh is three hours and if the journey up is to just see you (eg – not during one of My pre-planned trips) I will require travel costs in addition to at least £500 tribute.  If I am visiting Edinburgh anyway, as I often do, then the minimum booking is one hour and ideally booked as a Double Domme session with My friend Mistress Inka.

If you are visiting Me for a session and wish to bring a gift along in addition to the session tribute then this will of course be greatly appreciated though not expected!  Please ensure you have read My wishlist as Mistress sneezing all over you with an allergy to flowers does not amuse ! I currently especially require perfume and Waterstone book vouchers / Amazon vouchers to purchase books for My studies.  A lottery ticket is always a fun gift to add into your tribute envelope! Why not give Me your money, luck AND total devotion in one package! 

If you can’t make it to see Me or simply want to show Me you WORSHIP Me then why not send Me an amazon gift voucher to mistressthorne@hotmail.com ?!  I promise to spend your money very wisely on lots of sexy things! 

October 2017

Sunday 1st – Tuesday 10th –  Away 

Wednesday 11th / Thursday 12th / Friday 13th – Available London W2

Saturday 14th / Sunday 15th /  –  Away

Monday 16th / Tuesday 17th / Wednesday 18th – Available London W2

Thursday 19th / Friday 20th / Saturday 21st / Sunday 22nd 

 Monday  23rd / Tuesday 24th / Wednesday 25th / Thursday 26th  –  Available London W2  

Friday 27th / Saturday 28th / Sunday 29th   – Away  

Monday 30th / Tuesday 31st –  Available London W2



IF you are lucky enough to have an appointment with Me – whether you are an existing slave or a lucky new toy  : DON’T FORGET TO CONFIRM you silly slut!  THAT MEANS : Text on The Monday of the week of your appointment, text the day before, text ON the morning of  you appointment (BEFORE 10am) AND text one hour before you arrive!

If you don’t do the above I will probably have gone out shopping with Dani or be off out studying something very clever that you, with your tiny slave brain cell, would not understand.  THIS WILL RESULT IN  you feeling like even more of a twatty-twirp than you already are as you will miss your appointment and you will end up sat around like a total LOSER wondering where your Mistress is and if she is having a fabulous time…  CONFIRMATION IS KEY to avoiding this LOSER feeling and to ensuring your appointment goes ahead!

I DO NOT wait around in the TrannyFlat 24/7  – I have a fabulous life to get on with!

Looking forward to seeing you for LOTS of kinky fun through Autumn 2017!

Long live the Queendom!

Spitty Kisses