Hello sluts!!!!

Spring is in the air at the Trannyflat in Central London!  The dresses are getting shorter, the warm winter kinky boots are being swapped for strappy stilettos and the sluts are wanting rogering like rabbits! Come and join the fun and book your wild, sensual and sexy session now!

Let My stunning looks, talented and experienced touch and lovely English accent seduce your soul  in My fabulous dungeon and let Me take you over this April or May…

The TrannyFlat and the Dungeon are as welcoming, slutty and as debauched as ever and My sluts and I are raring to have some jolly kinky (but very DISCREET) fun. 

Remember: What happens in the TrannyFlat STAYS in the TrannyFlat! 

The only ‘Me Too’ or ‘Time’s up’ you’ll hear around here are your own squeals of delight, begging to join in or realising W/we have over-run on time and you are meant to be back at work or out at dinner!  The TrannyFlat is your respite from a world gone mad… 

So, are you Into CROSSDRESSING ????  You could have a fabulous makeover and kinky sissy bitch session to brighten up your Spring look… Let us put a bit of glitter, glitz, sparkle and lipstick into your life and maybe W/we can figure out somewhere to hide the collection of strap-ons as well 😉 Apparently a good game of hide and seek is a fun spring time activity.

If you would like to be a sissy maid the great annual TrannyFlat spring clean is STILL ongoing!  It usually takes about six months as the vast array of BDSM equipment and kinky clothes take us SO LONG to get through so why not come and join in with the maiding duties!

REMEMBER in January we launched:

 Special TV FRIDAY FUN AT THE TRANNYFLAT!

Wind your week down with an extra special Friday TREAT!!!   NEW Friday TV fun at the TrannyFlat!  Have a double session with Myself and My loyal slut Miss Dani Tallulah for an hour for just £260 on a Friday!   Dani is a gorgeous and very naughty transvestite maid, sissy and big time super slut!  She is very experienced at joining in with sessions and has had her own website and kinky client base for some years alongside serving Me.  Sexy Dani is in her eighth year serving Me at the TrannyFlat and will happily join in for an extra naughty double session to spice up the end of your week!  Dani is also often available on other days than a Friday with plenty of notice but from 2018 Dani and I will endeavour to offer you naughty TV Fridays whenever W/we are both available together and time permits us to do so.  Generally bookings are available to start between 1pm and 6pm on a Friday.  Follow Dani’s adventures on twitter @DaniTallulah and read her blogs on My site!  Dani also runs ‘Tranny Agony’ a blog on Crossdressing and slutting as well as offering Crossdressing services alongside Me.

BOOKINGS:

Please find My expected availability for April and May below and book Me now for kinky Mistress, BDSM and crossdressing sessions in London. If you’d like to come along for a session then TEXT ME – I do not accept ANY calls unless they are pre-arranged. I’m a jolly busy Mistress and I know you haven’t read this blog if you call and call… 

So, please send Me a text to book time with Me in London or let Me know if you are interested in meeting in Edinburgh in future months !

Remember I DON’T do mornings and I only generally see one or maybe two lucky slaves per day that I am available so try to book in advance if you can! 

PLEASE NOTE : IF I AM AWAY ON A DAY THAT MEANS I DO NOT CHECK MY PHONE.  If you wish to arrange a session you need to text Me on days that I am available and only expect a reply on those days.  I may reply on one of My days off however it is UNLIKELY so ensure you check My availability for when you should hope for a reply to your message.

For London adventures an unhurried hour is My preferred session length for NEW acquaintances. For those who I get on with I prefer TWO hours!!!!  Meet Me in My fantastic BDSM dungeon and crossdressing paradise ‘The TrannyFlat’. The minimum tribute is £200 per unhurried hour as described on My ‘tribute’ page though tips and gifts are of course appreciated!

For Edinburgh and the Highlands of Scotland – For an unhurried hour in Edinburgh please text – sessions are available with Me or as a DOUBLE session with Mistress Inka. For the Highlands I will require a minimum of 3 hours booking plus train fare up and down from Edinburgh. Always very happy to visit as you know – the Highlands are My ultimate fantasy landscape!

GIFTS :

If you are inclined to get Me a little present to celebrate meeting with Me then here are some ideas of things I would like – please stick to My lists if you are inclined to get Me anything unless you know Me very very well!  You can read more on the gifts I prefer to receive through My site but here is a concise list for your gift buying assistance:   Alien perfume, Waterstones vouchers, anything by Barbour (Size 8 or 10 clothing or wax hats in XL due to My large hair and big brain)Amazon vouchers, Bonsai trees, leather gloves (black or purple, medium or large due to My long nails!), Chromebook laptops, Google Home or Alexa equipment, a lottery ticket, vast wedges of cash, books on sheep, Wales, Scotland or dogs, signage in Neon for the TrannyFlat, additional CROSSDRESSING items for the TWOD (Tranny Wardrobe of DOOM) and of course your EVERLASTING SERVITUDE.

If you can’t make it to see Me or simply want to show Me you WORSHIP Me then why not send Me an amazon gift voucher to mistressthorne@hotmail.com ?! 

April and May 2018

April 2018

April 1st – 5th – Late putting up My blog! Naughty Mistress! I was available on Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday  but was having far too much debauched fun to bother writing the rest of My availability! Here’s the rest…

Friday 6th  – NEW TV Fridays at the TrannyFlat! Available London W2 with Miss Dani Tallulah

Saturday 7th / Sunday 8th  – Away

Monday 9th / Tuesday 10th / Wednesday 11th / Thursday 12th   – Available London W2

Friday 13th / Saturday 14th / Sunday 15th – Away

Monday 16th / Tuesday 17th / Wednesday 18th / Thursday 19th –  Available London W2  

Friday 20th –  TV Fridays at the TrannyFlat! Available London W2! DOUBLES with Miss Dani T

Saturday 21st / Sunday 22nd – Away

Monday 23rd / Tuesday 24th / Wednesday 25th / Thursday 26th –  Available London W2

Friday 27th –  TV Fridays at the TrannyFlat! Available London W2 DOUBLES with Miss Dani T

Saturday 28th / Sunday 29th  – Away

Monday 30th – Available London W2

MAY 2018

Tuesday 1st / Wednesday 2nd / Thursday 3rd / Friday 4th   – Available London W2

Saturday 5th / Sunday 6th – Away

Monday 7th / Tuesday 8th / Wednesday 9th / Thursday 10th –  Available London W2  

Friday 11th –  TV Fridays at the TrannyFlat! Available London W2! DOUBLES with Miss Dani T

Saturday 12th / Sunday 13th – Away

Monday 14th / Tuesday 15th / Wednesday 16th / Thursday 17th –  Available London W2

Friday 18th / Saturday 19th / Sunday 20th / Monday 21st  – Away

Tuesday 22nd / Wednesday 23rd / Thursday 24th / Friday 25th  –  Available London W2

 Saturday 26th / Sunday 27th / Monday 28th  – Away

Tuesday 29th / Wednesday 30th / Thursday 31st   –  Available London W2

REMEMBER :

IF you are lucky enough to have an appointment with Me – whether you are an existing slave or a lucky new toy  : DON’T FORGET TO CONFIRM you silly slut!  THAT MEANS : Text on The Monday of the week of your appointment (if you have a Monday appointment YOU NEED TO TEXT ON THE FRIDAY BEFORE YOUR MONDAY APPOINTMENT as well as on the Monday of your appointment), text the day before, text ON the morning of  you appointment (BEFORE 10am) AND text one hour before you arrive!

If you don’t do the above I will probably have gone out shopping with Dani or be off out studying something very clever that you, with your tiny slave brain cell, would not understand.  THIS WILL RESULT IN  you feeling like even more of a twatty-twirp than you already are as you will MISS your appointment and you will end up sat around like a total LOSER wondering where your Mistress is and if she is having a fabulous time…  CONFIRMATION IS KEY to avoiding this LOSER feeling and to ensuring your appointment goes ahead!

I DO NOT wait around in the TrannyFlat 24/7  – I have a fabulous life to get on with!

Looking forward to seeing you for LOTS of kinky fun through April and May 2018!!!!

Long live the Queendom !

Spitty Kisses

MST

xxx